Well lets see. i wish i actually had something of interest to put in here, but i don’t, and i need to fill this space for test formatting. So sit back and enjoy this expletive narrative regarding to my life.

I have been designing things since i was born a top mount Olympus. I still remember the day father zeus bought me a laptop for my 13th birthday, i knew this was ultimately my calling in life, i could fight poverty, put an end to global warming and perhaps share my design techniques with the public. I have now embarked on phase 1 of the life mission, and that is sharing my techniques with the public. I came to acquire my unique taste in art during my training in secluded shaolin temple located in the heart of the antarctic, there at Vostok station with fellow martial art sherpas, i attained enlightenment which led me to the creation of studio5. For now that concludes part 1 of my about me. Tune in next time where i’ll be describing my fight to the death with a vicious encounter against a man eating koala bear native to a rural suburb of Arkansas!

Do note that my real life is far more captivating than this sort of made up chronicle

My Tools of the Trade

Photography
Canon Rebel xti
75-300mm len
17-8mm image stabilizer lens
photoshop cs3
adobe bridge

Design
Adobe Illustrator CS3
Adobe Photoshop CS3
Adobe Dreamweaver CS3
Paper and Pen

Misc.
a smile
cereal and a beverage (preferably crush soda for inspirational purposes)
a functional chair

Currently i’m displaying some of my works at
studio5.deviantart.com